turn it down, gerard!

[ciel_vert]

Gerard Way just has one of those faces. It's one that sometimes looks cute. Sometimes looks like an anime character. Sometimes looks... well, not so cute. Sometimes it gives fandom The Motts. And most certainly, there is a painting of it in his mother's basement (for real, how is the man 32, looking that good?).

What his face, and the rest, also cause him to do on occasion, is look hot as hell. At times, the hot is so overwhelming, I find myself flapping my hands and yelling at my computer screen, "JFC DIAL IT DOWN, GERARD!" Seriously, Mr. Way, think of what you're doing to the rest of us over here!

Perhaps you've had this reaction as well. Perhaps not. Either way, the following collection of 100-ish pics are the ones that cause that reaction for me the most. Hopefully they will for you too. And so I lovingly title this picspam, TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH, GERARD (except please don't ever, really).





I’m going to start with the picture that inspired me to do this picspam in the first place.



GWay has been looking FINE as of late. Not even prancing around in the desert for seemingly no reason could take the hot away. Here are a few more pics from the “Safe and Sound” video shoot.







I think the “Desolation Row” video was also a very special time for Gerard hotness. Well, and let’s be honest, for the rest of the band too.



Have a few gifs.





Hello giant hole in the crotch. This will come up again later.

Some more semi-recent pics.





Gerard way IS a real boy!



Seriously, picture of him in the basement.

Now let’s travel back in time to when the band first started.









Gerard already knew what he was about as far as the pronoun game and all sorts of other ambiguous behavior. In particular, he had a fondness for drawing attention to his mouth.







No seriously, COME ON.





Luckily for us, it seems the oral fixation thing he had going on back then has stuck around.













Gerard is also one of those people who looks insanely sexy while smoking. I know, I know, it’s not PC to say, but fuck it. It’s hot.











Such a pretty girl.





During Gerard’s blonde! phase, he looked mostly adorable.



But he also turned it on.







Priest!Gerard hits a special, kinky place in my soul. Damn Catholic upbringing.





And who doesn’t love the Professor Way look?





Comic nerd! And I mean that in the best possible way.



Total comic hero there.







Yes, show us how it’s done, Gerard.











What? Okay, so not really in keeping with the whole theme, but come on. He was trying to work it even when he was 14! I know I would have totally been stalking his locker had he gone to my middle school.



Most of the Clockwork Orange shoot is just weird, rather than hot (which makes perfect sense, really). But this one is Gerard lying on a bare mattress with a come hither look and pose. Yeah. Hot.







Seriously, HIS MOUTH you guys.





I don’t want/anybody else/when I think about you…







Gerard Way, you tell that microphone stand that you are married!



Gerard is not impressed with these shenanigans.









I love his little smirk.

Okay, and Gerard clearly has a thing with directing our attention to his butt.







I would slap it. Unlike at least half of his band, he actually has something of an ass.







Sound check for the Mexico City show. When I saw this on the Venganza! bullet, I literally said out loud, “Why hello there, Mister Way.” And I didn’t mean Mikey.







I have no idea what’s amused him so, but he amuses me. In a lot of ways.

Gerard also looked incredible on their last tour.







Guns really do nothing for me. Apparently except when Gerard Way holds a shotgun.





No seriously, that shouldn’t be as hot as it is.



It’s hard to not be distracted by “seriously just crawled out of his bunk in time for sound check Frank”, but Gerard’s impatient, sassy little hips are pretty spectacular here.











Unnnfff his throat.





Projekt Revolution Gerard brought the hot in many, many ways.



Tight pants!



Tight pants that still fall down!



Crotch-less pants!









Sexy posing backstage!







Half the time, that gif is really hot. The other half, it’s kinda motts-y. Gerard Way, ladies and gentlemen.



I spy that red bandana in your back pocket, there.



Not even being subtle anymore, are we?



Mmmm.



I love how the cameraperson zoomed right in on his crotch. Well done!



Thanks for the mental image, G!

And there will always be a special place in my heart for the NME interview he did right after Pro Rev, not just for the content (which, ♥) but also because he looks just so damn pretty and content in this interview.











And with that, I shall call it a night. If there’s a particular hot Gerard pic you love that I’ve left out, please feel free to add it in the comments. One can never have too many hot Gerard pics!



Thank you, and good night!

Comments

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

My complete inability to pick a favorite (picture or era) means I go through cycles, but right now I'm particularly in love with this one (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/rlpotter/turn%20it%20down%20gerard/alwaysanoutsider.jpg). Look a) more amazingly pretty, and b) more like you just walked out of a college AU, Gerard, I dare you.

[ciel-vert.livejournal.com]

I have a hard time picking a favorite as well, so I just went with all favorites, all eras! :)

I am so in love with that picture. I think I gasped when I first saw it, he looks so good. And yes, perfect fodder for a college AU! ♥

[simeonrun.livejournal.com]

i cant even watch half of those gifs bc i get ~the motts~ so goddamn bad for him hahah

[an-sceal.livejournal.com]

Hi Gerard Way. Hi. Plz. come have my babies now, k?

Holy GODS. *fans self*

[untilsally.livejournal.com]

The number of times I too will look a pic of him and mentally shout 'Oh, his mouth!'
Very pretty picspam.

[takethispike.livejournal.com]

outrageous. he's a father now, but I can't help ittttttt. to much cuteness to one person. tiny teef! these lips! THE NOOOOOSE, I have a thing for his nosy nose (?). and priest!gerard & smokinghot!gerard, not to mention artsy/geeky!gerard make me hot in the pants.

generally I do try not to be this gleeful and stupid when I see his face, but it's out of control! all of them amuse me, but I really wanna why the hell does he not age.
ugh, shut your face, gerard :| I mean it. -n

[thisquietcity.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEE This pic spam. Thank you. So much.

[fleurdeliser.livejournal.com]

♥_____♥



You know, I'm almost past the point of the motts with him. It's almost entirely hot and/or endearing.

[wasoncedelight.livejournal.com]

THIS!

[shinodarely.livejournal.com]

oh thank you so much! there were many pics i hadnt seen!1

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to applaud or wank. IOW: THANK YOU! :D

Oh, and just had to add my favourite gif. I love flirty smirky Gerard!

[stayhomesandy.livejournal.com]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS>

[lydiatomorrow.livejournal.com]

ehn ♥___♥

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Priest!Gerard is an amazing thing. Also, this may be the best pic spam ever. I wouldn't be surprised if like ten of them ended up on mt tumblr in the morning. :p

[ciel-vert.livejournal.com]

Priest!Gerard gets me in so many places, IDEK. ;)

And thank you bb! &you;

[nightlilac.livejournal.com]

Mmm, his mouth is so kissable.

[ciel-vert.livejournal.com]

Among other things...

:)

[tygermine.livejournal.com]

I've gone all warm and tingly in special places. THANK YOU for this collection of hotness. Warmed me up on a miserable day.

[ciel-vert.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad it made you feel better!

[saint-sorrows.livejournal.com]

Half the time, that gif is really hot. The other half, it’s kinda motts-y. Gerard Way, ladies and gentlemen.

I think this is exactly the description of him I have been missing for years. Great spam, thanks darling. ♥


WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN, GERARD, YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT.

[ciel-vert.livejournal.com]

Glad I could help! :)

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

This is an exxxxcellent spam. I agree with this post! <333

mostly,

PHYSIOLOGY-DEFYING

[stayhomesandy.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU &GERARD;

[alien-shex.livejournal.com]

mmm this picspam \o/
you've truely captured the best of gerard from every era, lol
^__^

[cassandra-ml.livejournal.com]

amazing!!!
great pic-spam!!

[idktbh.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO LIVE IN THIS POST FOR THE NEXT FOREVER OH MY GOD *___________________*

[ciel-vert.livejournal.com]

Me tooooo! :)

[petsymielle.livejournal.com]

*_______*

How so pretty, Gerard ;_____;?

So much hotness in this picspam. I feel all warm and fuzy now >_>.

And I totally agree with the picture in the basement theory. It's the only possible explanation, srsly.

Ngh.

THANKS.

[wasoncedelight.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU AND GOOD MORNING. a;sldkfja

[ciel-vert.livejournal.com]

Heeee you're welcome bb! &you;

[fitofpique.livejournal.com]

Gerard Way, you tell that microphone stand that you are married!

EL-OH-EL-OH-EL!!!

this post is my heart's delight! <333333!

Pics I would add include this quietly beautiful one:

(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v37/fitofpique/?action=view&current=gerardaffrontedbymorning.jpg)

And this one (HIS CHEEKBONES AND FINGERS AND FAAAAACE!):

(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v37/fitofpique/?action=view&current=projektsexvolution.jpg)

And maybe this one where he's sexfacin'!

(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v37/fitofpique/?action=view&current=gerardsexfacin.jpg)

ugh, ilhim.

[ciel-vert.livejournal.com]

Heee!

Thanks for the additions! Most definitely, yes!

[magical-trevorx.livejournal.com]

LOVE. IT.

can i ask what you issue with the rest of MCR's arse you have?

they are all fine specemin's of butt

[ciel-vert.livejournal.com]

I don't have an "issue" with anyone in MCR's ass. What I was implying is that Frank and Mikey have no ass (doesn't mean I don't like that, but both of those boys are flat as a box of cereal on their backsides), and Bob we can't be sure about because his clothes are always too baggy. So really, Ray and Gerard are the only two in the band who have much of an ass to speak of at all.

[maple-mahogany.livejournal.com]

You did a great job here. He is just so damn pretty. There were a few at the beginning I hadn't seen - nggg. And that one gif, with the mic and his thumb and the squeezing and the ... *cough* it always makes me blush.

♥

[ciel-vert.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!

[veecious.livejournal.com]

Ok, are you married? Do you feel you may need a wife? Seriously, this has to be one of the best THINGS IN THE HISTORY OF LIVEJOURNAL AND BANDOM AND ALL THINGS GERARD WAY.

[ciel-vert.livejournal.com]

*blushes* Thank you!

And I'm totes single. *wink*