shut up and run with me

Or, "Three Women I Would Totally Bang in a Heartbeat" Picspam. :D

So yeah, these three ladies... WOW. I am, for whatever reason, completely in lust with them. I would also love to just be beffies with each of them and pal around, but yeah, I also kinda want to borrow them from their husbands for the night too. Seriously though, as hot as I do find these women, I also think they are just great gals. I have complete respect for each of them, so this is all in good fun. :D

Now, onto the picspam. Oh yeah, and I never change the file names when I save pics, so yeah, some of the more creative names? Definitely not mine. :D Very image heavy. You've been warned.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

I'll admit it, okay. I liked old school Ashlee. I used to watch her MTV reality show all the time. I thought her being the "anti-Jessica" was pretty rad. I also liked her old nose, but that's cool, her new one's really cute. I'm not that much a fan of her music, although, I did buy some songs from her first album on iTunes. But I think she's sweet, and she seems goofy and fun and super chill. Oh yeah, and she's hot. Really really hot. I am super in love with her red hair. And pregnancy is already looking amazing on her (which is weird because I normally, and no offense, find pregnancy a real turn off in general-- I have a phobia I swear). So have some Ashlee (and a few cameos from Mr. Ashlee).

( Ashlee )

Alicia Simmons Way

I had no idea who she was until I got into MCR and saw mention of "Mikeyway's hot wife", and was that ever a correct description. Alicia is smoking hot. And she grew up about a half hour away from me, which I think is kinda cool. We could swap Missouri stories, IDEK. Anyway, she too seems like a really fun person to hang around. She's totally adorable with her kitty (I would be too, Bunny Marie is awesome). She has amazing legs and I just LOVE her tattoos, especially her chest tatt. Yum. Alright, so enjoy Alicia. I'm sure Mikey does (lucky bastard).

( Alicia )

Lyn-Z

Last, but certainly not least by any means, Lyn-Z. In fact, if I had to choose one of these three ladies, I would pick Lyn-Z in a flash. She's just all kinds of awesome. She's gorgeous, energetic, badass, goofy, adorable, dorky, and very very bendy. Seriously, what is there not to love about this woman? I'll spare you any more of my blather. Just.. yeah. :D

( Lyn-Z )