turn it down, gerard!
Jun. 10th, 2009 08:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ciel_vertGerard Way just has one of those faces. It's one that sometimes looks cute. Sometimes looks like an anime character. Sometimes looks... well, not so cute. Sometimes it gives fandom The Motts. And most certainly, there is a painting of it in his mother's basement (for real, how is the man 32, looking that good?).
What his face, and the rest, also cause him to do on occasion, is look hot as hell. At times, the hot is so overwhelming, I find myself flapping my hands and yelling at my computer screen, "JFC DIAL IT DOWN, GERARD!" Seriously, Mr. Way, think of what you're doing to the rest of us over here!
Perhaps you've had this reaction as well. Perhaps not. Either way, the following collection of 100-ish pics are the ones that cause that reaction for me the most. Hopefully they will for you too. And so I lovingly title this picspam, TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH, GERARD (except please don't ever, really).
I’m going to start with the picture that inspired me to do this picspam in the first place.
GWay has been looking FINE as of late. Not even prancing around in the desert for seemingly no reason could take the hot away. Here are a few more pics from the “Safe and Sound” video shoot.
I think the “Desolation Row” video was also a very special time for Gerard hotness. Well, and let’s be honest, for the rest of the band too.
Have a few gifs.
Hello giant hole in the crotch. This will come up again later.
Some more semi-recent pics.
Gerard way IS a real boy!
Seriously, picture of him in the basement.
Now let’s travel back in time to when the band first started.
Gerard already knew what he was about as far as the pronoun game and all sorts of other ambiguous behavior. In particular, he had a fondness for drawing attention to his mouth.
No seriously, COME ON.
Luckily for us, it seems the oral fixation thing he had going on back then has stuck around.
Gerard is also one of those people who looks insanely sexy while smoking. I know, I know, it’s not PC to say, but fuck it. It’s hot.
Such a pretty girl.
During Gerard’s blonde! phase, he looked mostly adorable.
But he also turned it on.
Priest!Gerard hits a special, kinky place in my soul. Damn Catholic upbringing.
And who doesn’t love the Professor Way look?
Comic nerd! And I mean that in the best possible way.
Total comic hero there.
Yes, show us how it’s done, Gerard.
What? Okay, so not really in keeping with the whole theme, but come on. He was trying to work it even when he was 14! I know I would have totally been stalking his locker had he gone to my middle school.
Most of the Clockwork Orange shoot is just weird, rather than hot (which makes perfect sense, really). But this one is Gerard lying on a bare mattress with a come hither look and pose. Yeah. Hot.
Seriously, HIS MOUTH you guys.
I don’t want/anybody else/when I think about you…
Gerard Way, you tell that microphone stand that you are married!
Gerard is not impressed with these shenanigans.
I love his little smirk.
Okay, and Gerard clearly has a thing with directing our attention to his butt.
I would slap it. Unlike at least half of his band, he actually has something of an ass.
Sound check for the Mexico City show. When I saw this on the Venganza! bullet, I literally said out loud, “Why hello there, Mister Way.” And I didn’t mean Mikey.
I have no idea what’s amused him so, but he amuses me. In a lot of ways.
Gerard also looked incredible on their last tour.
Guns really do nothing for me. Apparently except when Gerard Way holds a shotgun.
No seriously, that shouldn’t be as hot as it is.
It’s hard to not be distracted by “seriously just crawled out of his bunk in time for sound check Frank”, but Gerard’s impatient, sassy little hips are pretty spectacular here.
Unnnfff his throat.
Projekt Revolution Gerard brought the hot in many, many ways.
Tight pants!
Tight pants that still fall down!
Crotch-less pants!
Sexy posing backstage!
Half the time, that gif is really hot. The other half, it’s kinda motts-y. Gerard Way, ladies and gentlemen.
I spy that red bandana in your back pocket, there.
Not even being subtle anymore, are we?
Mmmm.
I love how the cameraperson zoomed right in on his crotch. Well done!
Thanks for the mental image, G!
And there will always be a special place in my heart for the NME interview he did right after Pro Rev, not just for the content (which, ♥) but also because he looks just so damn pretty and content in this interview.
And with that, I shall call it a night. If there’s a particular hot Gerard pic you love that I’ve left out, please feel free to add it in the comments. One can never have too many hot Gerard pics!
Thank you, and good night!
What his face, and the rest, also cause him to do on occasion, is look hot as hell. At times, the hot is so overwhelming, I find myself flapping my hands and yelling at my computer screen, "JFC DIAL IT DOWN, GERARD!" Seriously, Mr. Way, think of what you're doing to the rest of us over here!
Perhaps you've had this reaction as well. Perhaps not. Either way, the following collection of 100-ish pics are the ones that cause that reaction for me the most. Hopefully they will for you too. And so I lovingly title this picspam, TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH, GERARD (except please don't ever, really).
I’m going to start with the picture that inspired me to do this picspam in the first place.
GWay has been looking FINE as of late. Not even prancing around in the desert for seemingly no reason could take the hot away. Here are a few more pics from the “Safe and Sound” video shoot.
I think the “Desolation Row” video was also a very special time for Gerard hotness. Well, and let’s be honest, for the rest of the band too.
Have a few gifs.
Hello giant hole in the crotch. This will come up again later.
Some more semi-recent pics.
Gerard way IS a real boy!
Seriously, picture of him in the basement.
Now let’s travel back in time to when the band first started.
Gerard already knew what he was about as far as the pronoun game and all sorts of other ambiguous behavior. In particular, he had a fondness for drawing attention to his mouth.
No seriously, COME ON.
Luckily for us, it seems the oral fixation thing he had going on back then has stuck around.
Gerard is also one of those people who looks insanely sexy while smoking. I know, I know, it’s not PC to say, but fuck it. It’s hot.
Such a pretty girl.
During Gerard’s blonde! phase, he looked mostly adorable.
But he also turned it on.
Priest!Gerard hits a special, kinky place in my soul. Damn Catholic upbringing.
And who doesn’t love the Professor Way look?
Comic nerd! And I mean that in the best possible way.
Total comic hero there.
Yes, show us how it’s done, Gerard.
What? Okay, so not really in keeping with the whole theme, but come on. He was trying to work it even when he was 14! I know I would have totally been stalking his locker had he gone to my middle school.
Most of the Clockwork Orange shoot is just weird, rather than hot (which makes perfect sense, really). But this one is Gerard lying on a bare mattress with a come hither look and pose. Yeah. Hot.
Seriously, HIS MOUTH you guys.
I don’t want/anybody else/when I think about you…
Gerard Way, you tell that microphone stand that you are married!
Gerard is not impressed with these shenanigans.
I love his little smirk.
Okay, and Gerard clearly has a thing with directing our attention to his butt.
I would slap it. Unlike at least half of his band, he actually has something of an ass.
Sound check for the Mexico City show. When I saw this on the Venganza! bullet, I literally said out loud, “Why hello there, Mister Way.” And I didn’t mean Mikey.
I have no idea what’s amused him so, but he amuses me. In a lot of ways.
Gerard also looked incredible on their last tour.
Guns really do nothing for me. Apparently except when Gerard Way holds a shotgun.
No seriously, that shouldn’t be as hot as it is.
It’s hard to not be distracted by “seriously just crawled out of his bunk in time for sound check Frank”, but Gerard’s impatient, sassy little hips are pretty spectacular here.
Unnnfff his throat.
Projekt Revolution Gerard brought the hot in many, many ways.
Tight pants!
Tight pants that still fall down!
Crotch-less pants!
Sexy posing backstage!
Half the time, that gif is really hot. The other half, it’s kinda motts-y. Gerard Way, ladies and gentlemen.
I spy that red bandana in your back pocket, there.
Not even being subtle anymore, are we?
Mmmm.
I love how the cameraperson zoomed right in on his crotch. Well done!
Thanks for the mental image, G!
And there will always be a special place in my heart for the NME interview he did right after Pro Rev, not just for the content (which, ♥) but also because he looks just so damn pretty and content in this interview.
And with that, I shall call it a night. If there’s a particular hot Gerard pic you love that I’ve left out, please feel free to add it in the comments. One can never have too many hot Gerard pics!
Thank you, and good night!
